You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.Daniel Franzese (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
megnaan asked: TOP FIVE SONGS
OMG HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE?! Ok ok so, these ones because they all have great memories attached to them:
- Applause - Lady Gaga
- Thrift Shop - Macklemore
- Young & Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
- Waiting All Night - Rudimental
- Burn - Ellie Goulding
There are so many moreeee though.
So the work Christmas party was fun.
The other day my friend told me he loved it when I try to be graceful. Emphasis on the word try.Cheers pal.
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
Deaf Havana, the past six years
My dad’s gone all out on the dad jokes today:
- "I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
- "Dad, It hurts when I breathe."
"Don’t breathe then."
- "How’s long’s dinner?"
- "Dad I’ve got something in my eye."
"It’s your finger."
- "I can’t find my bookmark."
"Here’s your book, don’t call me Mark."
- "There’s something in my shoe."
"It’s your foot."
Eye rolling all round.